MOSTLY BLACK. PALE FLIRTING CAN BE REALLY FUCKING AMBIGUOUS FUCK. SO IT'S A TROLL ONLY PROBLEM, HOW PERFECT IS THAT? HOW DID THE UNIVERSE KNOW I WANTED ANOTHER FUCKING WAY TO FEEL TOTALLY ALIENATED BY MY SURROUNDINGS, IT'S LIKE ALL MY WRIGGLING DAY PRESENTS WRAPPED UP IN ONE GLORIOUS PILE OF GO FUCK YOURSELF.
[... maaaybe he should be talking to Dave about this, ugh.]
SORRY. OK SO YOU CAN'T RELATE, FACT FUCKING ESTABLISHED. NO I CANNOT ASK ANYONE TO EXPLAIN IT FOR ME BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, THEY JUST SAY "OH, KARKAT THINKS EVERYONE IS HITTING ON HIM BECAUSE LOL TROLLS ARE WEIRD, LET'S SHARE A PLATONIC HUMAN BULGE BUMP AND CHANGE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT OUR BEHAVIOR." JADE DOES IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. SO DOES DAVE BUT HE'S, YOU KNOW, DAVE. AND JOHN'S GOING TO BE EVEN MORE USELESS.
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FUCK. SO IT'S A TROLL ONLY PROBLEM, HOW PERFECT IS THAT? HOW DID THE UNIVERSE KNOW I WANTED ANOTHER FUCKING WAY TO FEEL TOTALLY ALIENATED BY MY SURROUNDINGS, IT'S LIKE ALL MY WRIGGLING DAY PRESENTS WRAPPED UP IN ONE GLORIOUS PILE OF GO FUCK YOURSELF.
[... maaaybe he should be talking to Dave about this, ugh.]
SORRY. OK SO YOU CAN'T RELATE, FACT FUCKING ESTABLISHED. NO I CANNOT ASK ANYONE TO EXPLAIN IT FOR ME BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, THEY JUST SAY "OH, KARKAT THINKS EVERYONE IS HITTING ON HIM BECAUSE LOL TROLLS ARE WEIRD, LET'S SHARE A PLATONIC HUMAN BULGE BUMP AND CHANGE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT OUR BEHAVIOR."
JADE DOES IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. SO DOES DAVE BUT HE'S, YOU KNOW, DAVE. AND JOHN'S GOING TO BE EVEN MORE USELESS.
IS IT JUST ME.