foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote in [personal profile] hashtagafreakingghost 2016-02-18 07:38 pm (UTC)

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She sure can!

One of the things you'll learn real quick in this place is that size doesn't always matter.

--in fact, hang on a sec.

[She dips briefly out of the frame, then straightens back up with what looks like a ball of yellow fluff cupped in her hands. It has four little robin's-egg-blue eyes.]

See this little guy?

He can hold a MASSIVE amount of static electricity and discharge it any time he wants, even though he's the size of like... a molecule.

Sometimes when my bros and I go clubbing, I hide him in like... a breast pocket, or in the front of my hood if I don't have any.

Insta anti-grope device.

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