I assure you, if you're going crazy, you're not the only one. ...Looking at this map, though, it says this Johto place is right next to Kanto, which is a region of Japan where I come from. But I've never heard of any of these places on this map, or Johto in general, and Japan certainly doesn't have creatures like a sentient candle or whatever my pink disaster is, last I checked.

So if you're wondering what the deal is, your guess is as good as mine. But waking up without blood on you sounds like a personal problem. Over.