doitrockapella: (SILHOUETTE ❖ see you next crime)
Carmen Sandiego ([personal profile] doitrockapella) wrote in [personal profile] hashtagafreakingghost 2016-02-08 03:05 am (UTC)

private video;

[Well, well. That's one utterly terrified-looking girl, isn't it. And honestly, Carmen's never been a huge fan of activating her own video function except in the most extenuating of circumstances, but the truth is, things don't get much more extenuating than something like this. So.

She gets to a quiet, secluded place and makes sure there's nothing identifying in her background — old habits die hard — and when she's ready she has her Porygon2 activate her video function, setting it to a private and encrypted channel. And thus she appears, red in her lipstick, coat, and hat with the brim pulled down over one eye, leaning a little intently toward the camera in a posture that affects calm, unruffled concern.]


I'm going to start by letting you know that this is a private channel. No one else on the network can eavesdrop in on this; for the time being, anything you say will stay between you, myself, and anyone within earshot on your end. You can use that knowledge as you see fit; it's only fair that you be aware of it.

You're about to get a lot of people turning up on this Gear to try to offer you help. Many of them you won't recognize; some of them you might. You're also almost certainly about to get a lot of very disjointed information all in a rush, which isn't exactly conducive to helping you make sense of what's just happened.

My name is Carmen Sandiego. I can see that this is both disorienting and alarming for you. So feel free to ask me whatever questions you like, here on this channel where it's just the two of us, and I'll do my best to answer them for you.

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