foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote in [personal profile] hashtagafreakingghost 2016-03-11 11:11 am (UTC)

[Video]

Weird, right?

Kinda like somebody took a shark and squished it lengthways in Photoshop or something. They can move real fast if they put a mind to it, though.

But anyway, they're not actually the ones I was gonna show ya.

[She clears her throat and splashes at the water slightly.]

ZILLA! HEY!

GET UP HERE!

[A burst of bubbles comes billowing up from the very bottom of the pool. And then the Sharpedos scatter as something VERY LARGE comes rising up to the surface. A big blue reptilian head lifts from the water, dripping, and then shakes, blowing sprays of water from its nostrils. It's a Feraligatr and its jaws alone are the size of a small motorcycle.]

There you are! Hey, smile for the camera!

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