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First 👻 Story [Video/Action for New Bark]

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--on't want to, oh my--

[Hello, there, world! You know how a camera looks when two people are fighting over it? ...Or, well, one person and one blob-like candle-thing, in this case. Point is, you do now; the lens is covered in little waxy marks, leaving the girl it's now focused on- the girl who keeps trying to snatch it back from the surprisingly nimble candle- in a light haze. Through the viewpoint, at least, emotionally she appears rather annoyed and frustrated.

Probably because of that Litwick urging her to do an impromptu vlog, huh.

Ashley's kneeling on the ground, her backpack open on her lap and her Trainer's Handbook gripped firmly - open, looks about halfway done - in on hand, as the other keeps swiping at the camera.]

Please give that back to me, you little-- [The angle evens out and Ashley's eyes go wide. Deer, headlights, hello.] It's on. Isn't it? [Bobbing, up and down.] Oh.

[Well. Let's just- ...keep staring straight ahead, okay, good job. A+ kid, gold star. Stage fright?]

I, um. Uh... Is...it broadcasting...? [Dumb question. ] Okay. I...uh- I'm not- ...this isn't anywhere near Canada, is it? Because. I read the- this. [She holds up the manual, a little dismally. Her tone of voice is frazzled, a little weak and helpless.] I know, it said um...New Bark Town, Johto? B- but...I'm just trying to figure out how I...got here. B-because no one's really...been forthcoming about that.

[Maybe she should broach this question carefully-]

And I really really would like to be sure if I'm going crazy or not, because there's a- a candle filming me, and I do not have blood on me and that is not at all what I remember, and I should get back t-to the ranger station because they might still need to- ask me questions- about...

[OH OKAY WOW NEVER MIND THEN

Ashley trails off as it seems her brain catches up with her mouth and oh boy that sure is something to say uh. She pales considerably.]

I- swear that's not what it- I- haven't um- killed...anyone...or...

[Either Litwick is going in for a dramatic close-up or actually wants to see if she's alright (jury's out on which one frankly) because the view of Ashley gets ever-so-slightly bigger- and when it's close enough she reaches out in one fluid motion and snaps it up with one more quick, muttered whimper:]

Sorry, bye.

[So. That's that, then.]

[ACTION FOR NEW BARK]

[If you happen to be around New Bark, you might find Ashley just kind of kneeling on the ground, around the houses, with her Litwick bouncing impatiently next to her. It doesn't look like she's in the mood to leave, not just yet, or. Even stand, really, she hasn't had a great time, lately.

...Though at some point she has decided to get herself up off the ground, because she's really had it with being all crouched in the snow and it KEEPS HAPPENING. Really she's so exhausted after the last...what, twelve hours? Thirteen? She'd kind of lost track, with all the bustling, questioning, waiting. Last she remembers, had...she finally fallen asleep? Waiting for the others to be done, the rhythmic ceiling fan, the distant sounds of the others being interviewed, the dim awareness of Emily glaring daggers at her every few minutes, the feeling of her cheek against Chris' shoulder...

She has to walk. To do something. Litwick trails along with her, pointing toward the trail, but Ashley ignores her insistent taps and pokes. She leaves a trail of footprints, occasionally rubbing her eyes with one hand, looking...rather exhausted, honestly.

There's nothing to do but read the handbook, so she finds a little bench and opens it and browses...and the PokéGear, at some point, she just kind of. Ran from that. Not her finest hour.]

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Sheep can zap you here? I am soooo not in Kansas anymore... [Well actually.] Not like...that reference matches anyway-

So what do we do here? Just...wait to go home? I've read that handbook front to back but- I'm not going to go on some big sprawling journey.

No, I think if Dorothy was here, she'd agree with you!

Well, you can travel. [Which most people do at some point.] New Bark doesn't have anywhere to sleep, so you gotta leave that place eventually. You can get a job in one of the towns and live there if you want. Do gym challenges, breed, all sorts of stuff. I just explore!

Oh. Well, that's just great. Guess I know why there's a sleeping bag here, then. Calls herself "mom" but makes me sleep in the snow, hypocrite. [Kind of grumbling to herself, honestly, one moment Dipper-] ...Doesn't all this bother you? You're- you look like a kid, and you're stuck here, far from home...

[Try sleeping while you're being covered in snow with an electric sheep being your only heat source.

On that note...] Well, it bothered me really badly at first. I mean, my sister Mabel's not here. I had my Grunkle Stan for a while, but he left a few days ago... It's not all that bad since I've got a lot of good friends here already. And there's so much to explore!

[At least he had a wool blanket!]

O-oh. Your... Um, uncle? [Is she hearing that right?] I'm sorry, it must be rough, uh... Oh, I dunno, I'm just not the exploring type. ...Okay not really, just- not right now.

Great-uncle. I mean, I miss him, but I don't recommend traveling with a rally old guy. Even if he is family!

[Plus a scam artist that was banned from several inns, hotels, and motels around Johto for property damage.]

I can always call my friend Maka and ask her to teleport you to another city. I'd pick you up myself, but I don't think Hitchcock is made for carrying two people.

Teleport? Like...mystic, magic teleport? [She considers it for a moment, but winces.] That sounds too...occult for me, I don't wanna mess around with any of that stuff again.

[...She'll regret saying that in like, several hours, but you know.

Also, because she cannot resist asking all sorts of questions:] Did- ...is Hitchcock some kind of really big bird?

You sure? It's really quick, doesn't hurt, and it's instant. But if you're not up for that...

[Camera pans to show a Xatu. Just... staring... He knows when you'll die.]

That's Hitchcock... he's always like this.

Yeah, I'm- [oh god why did she ask]

...Oh. Hi. Hitchcock.

[AT LEAST THE ANSWER ISN'T "RIGHT NOW" OR SOMETHING.
what a creepy bird.]

He... He's a psychic flying type... he's really strong... uh...

[Trying to think of other nice things to say...]

Oh, that... Yeah, he...kind of has that psychic...look about him.

[fuck the occult she's learned her lesson]

How...nice.....

[We gotta change topics, we GOTTA]

Hi I'm Ashley what's your name.

[please]

[Oh! They should have done this right at the beginning!]

Dipper Pines.

Well, Dipper it's- ...not...horrible to meet you.

Since- abduction, monsters, um. ...Yes.

[Good job girl.]

Tell me about it. I came here right after going to bed. I had a rough day with the secret service, and that portal- [...... shut up.]

I-I mean, it was nothing huge or illegal or anything!

The secret service?! That definitely sounds huge, intensely huge! ...And maybe a little illegal.

[How to. How to.]

The portal wasn't really the illegal part. Just the person who built it! It's a really, really long story.

That's not any better! All sorts of--

[Er. Wait. That...sounds like... Ashley sighs and visibly restrains herself.]

If it's a really complicated thing, then- I will refrain from asking questions.

[Wow, that was a quick subject drop.]

It'd... make more sense if you knew my grunkle, my sister, and my other grunkle.

[Look. She knows what it's like to have a weird "and then I was questioned by the authorities" story.]

It's fine. Life's weird sometimes. Really weird. I get it.

[Questioned by authorities of many kinds. Try bringing back a "dead" president without come questions.]

Weird's an understatement for Gravity Falls.

It sounds like the exact opposite of my kinda place.

What kind of place are you from that's the opposite of weird?

[Color him curious.]

Well, I mean- just something normal "weird" like LA. Uh- that's in California.

[Can never know who's from what place...]

I know where LA is. I'm from Piedmont. [Northern Cali boy!]

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