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Ashley Brown ([personal profile] hashtagafreakingghost) wrote2016-02-07 07:32 pm

First 👻 Story [Video/Action for New Bark]

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--on't want to, oh my--

[Hello, there, world! You know how a camera looks when two people are fighting over it? ...Or, well, one person and one blob-like candle-thing, in this case. Point is, you do now; the lens is covered in little waxy marks, leaving the girl it's now focused on- the girl who keeps trying to snatch it back from the surprisingly nimble candle- in a light haze. Through the viewpoint, at least, emotionally she appears rather annoyed and frustrated.

Probably because of that Litwick urging her to do an impromptu vlog, huh.

Ashley's kneeling on the ground, her backpack open on her lap and her Trainer's Handbook gripped firmly - open, looks about halfway done - in on hand, as the other keeps swiping at the camera.]


Please give that back to me, you little-- [The angle evens out and Ashley's eyes go wide. Deer, headlights, hello.] It's on. Isn't it? [Bobbing, up and down.] Oh.

[Well. Let's just- ...keep staring straight ahead, okay, good job. A+ kid, gold star. Stage fright?]

I, um. Uh... Is...it broadcasting...? [Dumb question. ] Okay. I...uh- I'm not- ...this isn't anywhere near Canada, is it? Because. I read the- this. [She holds up the manual, a little dismally. Her tone of voice is frazzled, a little weak and helpless.] I know, it said um...New Bark Town, Johto? B- but...I'm just trying to figure out how I...got here. B-because no one's really...been forthcoming about that.

[Maybe she should broach this question carefully-]

And I really really would like to be sure if I'm going crazy or not, because there's a- a candle filming me, and I do not have blood on me and that is not at all what I remember, and I should get back t-to the ranger station because they might still need to- ask me questions- about...

[OH OKAY WOW NEVER MIND THEN

Ashley trails off as it seems her brain catches up with her mouth and oh boy that sure is something to say uh. She pales considerably.]


I- swear that's not what it- I- haven't um- killed...anyone...or...

[Either Litwick is going in for a dramatic close-up or actually wants to see if she's alright (jury's out on which one frankly) because the view of Ashley gets ever-so-slightly bigger- and when it's close enough she reaches out in one fluid motion and snaps it up with one more quick, muttered whimper:]

Sorry, bye.

[So. That's that, then.]


[ACTION FOR NEW BARK]

[If you happen to be around New Bark, you might find Ashley just kind of kneeling on the ground, around the houses, with her Litwick bouncing impatiently next to her. It doesn't look like she's in the mood to leave, not just yet, or. Even stand, really, she hasn't had a great time, lately.

...Though at some point she has decided to get herself up off the ground, because she's really had it with being all crouched in the snow and it KEEPS HAPPENING. Really she's so exhausted after the last...what, twelve hours? Thirteen? She'd kind of lost track, with all the bustling, questioning, waiting. Last she remembers, had...she finally fallen asleep? Waiting for the others to be done, the rhythmic ceiling fan, the distant sounds of the others being interviewed, the dim awareness of Emily glaring daggers at her every few minutes, the feeling of her cheek against Chris' shoulder...

She has to walk. To do something. Litwick trails along with her, pointing toward the trail, but Ashley ignores her insistent taps and pokes. She leaves a trail of footprints, occasionally rubbing her eyes with one hand, looking...rather exhausted, honestly.

There's nothing to do but read the handbook, so she finds a little bench and opens it and browses...and the PokéGear, at some point, she just kind of. Ran from that. Not her finest hour.]
foolishwren: i am just existing here (bro i am just)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-03-07 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
--yeah, basically!

A game.

[She usually tries to avoid describing it that way... because it can make for some alarming moments later on when your pet animals behave like ACTUAL ANIMALS rather than Tamagotchis.]

[But, well, if it helps.]


And, uh... gosh. I've lost count.

More that I've inherited than ones that I actually went out and caught myself, but... uh... damn.

Gotta be at least thirty by now. If not more.

Here, I'll show you some of the others.

[The camera turns, revealing more of the surroundings-- she seems to be in a fairly normal, suburban house, heading for a sliding glass door.]

Some of 'em are big, so if they're out of their Pokeballs-- those, uh, little ball capsule things that you can put them into-- they gotta stay outside.
foolishwren: but carving "DIE QUICK SUCK DICK" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN" (disappearing like the roanoke colonists)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-03-08 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah she's... she's gonna leave off the 'inherited' bit for now. Because, if this girl really DID come straight out of the sort of situation that would leave a person covered in blood, the last thing she needs to be told right now is that you could be sent back to your own world at any time, without warning.]

[Instead she heads out across the yard (it's a healthy size, although the trees are still winter-barren) towards an in-ground swimming pool.]


Like it? Well, it depends on the Pokemon. Some don't, definitely. But it's kinda like having a crate for a dog, or a... cat carrier, you know?

Better to put them in one of those than try to like, squeeze something the size of a horse onto a train or into a cafe. They're not uncomfortable, although obviously I wouldn't recommend keeping your Pokemon in there all the time.

[She's speaking as she walks, although... wait a minute. Are those... SHARK fins moving around above the surface of the pool water???]
foolishwren: but do i have a good personality? also no. (am i cute? no.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-03-11 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
YEP.

Sure are.

[She reaches the edge of the pool and crouches down. The fins immediately turn in the water and make a beeline for her, the dark, bullet-like bodies of the Sharpedos rising to the surface and clustering in front of the camera.]

These guys belong to the owner of the house, actually, so they're not mine.

Believe it or not, they're super friendly.

[Her voice goes up an octave in that talking-to-animals way.]

Heeeey, guuuys!

[Her hand appears from off-camera and reaches out to pat the big blunt shark noses bobbing on the surface.]
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-03-11 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Weird, right?

Kinda like somebody took a shark and squished it lengthways in Photoshop or something. They can move real fast if they put a mind to it, though.

But anyway, they're not actually the ones I was gonna show ya.

[She clears her throat and splashes at the water slightly.]

ZILLA! HEY!

GET UP HERE!

[A burst of bubbles comes billowing up from the very bottom of the pool. And then the Sharpedos scatter as something VERY LARGE comes rising up to the surface. A big blue reptilian head lifts from the water, dripping, and then shakes, blowing sprays of water from its nostrils. It's a Feraligatr and its jaws alone are the size of a small motorcycle.]

There you are! Hey, smile for the camera!
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-03-17 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty cool, huh?

[Heather isn't even on the camera, but her GIANT GRIN is perfectly audible in her voice.]

I've had this guy since he was a baby. He used to be the size of, like, a basketball.

[The Feraligatr leans over, making an inquisitive, vaguely Wookiee-like gurbling sound. What's going on, Trainer?]

Say hi, Godzilla.

[He lifts a giant webbed hand and waves, somewhat sheepishly.]
foolishwren: guess that makes me HOTTER than U (you're cooler than me??)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-03-24 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
He sure did!

Pretty recently, too!

Remember what I said about how your Pokemon'll get stronger over time? Obviously I don't know what kinda things you're gonna wind up catching for yourself, but picture literally any mean wild animal trying to go up against this guy.

[She jerks her thumb towards the Feraligatr, who turns his head aside bashfully.]

foolishwren: except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell (life is so easy its like riding a bike)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-03-29 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[HEY HEATHER HAS MET SOME MEAN PACHIRISU IN HER TIME!]

[At the sight of the tiny candle raring to go, Heather throws her head back and laughs openly-- not unkindly, though.]


Holy shit!

She's a little fireball, isn't she!

[Yeah, this girl's gonna do just fine. Heather can tell.]
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-03-30 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[The screen briefly fogs up as Godzilla leans in to get a better look at the pint-sized contender and inadvertently breathes on it, but Heather just wipes it off with one thumb and nudges his enormous nose out of the way.]

The best ones always are.

You'll be fine on the road-- she won't let anything hurtcha.

And you'll pick up others along the way, so before too long you'll have an entire little team of your own personal guard-animals. Pretty cool, huh?
foolishwren: let's take ibuprofen together (hey.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-03-31 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heather returns that ghost of a smile with one of her own, slightly softer than the big toothy grins she's been wearing throughout the conversation.]

Hey, no worries.

I've been there more times than I can count, so I get it.

And if your situation's anything like mine... this place is gonna be real good for you. I guarantee it.
foolishwren: *runs directly into a doorframe for some reason* (oh yeah? you wanna see REAL bisexuality?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-04-03 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's Heather.

Nice to meet you, Ashley.
foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-04-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
The pleasure's all mine.

Anyway, you're gonna have some walking to do before you get to the next town over, so I'll let ya go.

But hey, if you ever need help with anything, don't be afraid to ask the network for help. There's plenty of folks like me who've been here awhile and we usually know what to do.