[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, Ashley just buries her face in her hands and groans intensely.]

Because he's also the kind of guy who's an absolute tactless jerk and completely oblivious at that! At least- sometimes, he's got this habit of just poking and poking, not even realizing he's doing it- which I guess is better than Josh, just doing it all on purpose, but he's just such a- a-

[how do you call your friend a fuckboy in polite conversation]

Michael Munroe is one of my it's-complicated best friends, but he is an absolute disaster! [...] I did not mean to make this worse.]