[Since he's not resisting, it's time for pets, then! Scratch, scratch, scratch, oh he is furry...]

We learned a bit about evolution last year...but I'd already read that chapter so I didn't pay attention much. [Ashley, bad girl.] But it was mostly for plants and dinosaurs, and then we had a unit on the solar system...so I dunno what could make a candle start walking or a ball have a face.