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soooo
ashley
you know how we were talking last week about how karkat needs a moirail who doesnt smell like a dump made out of butts

[.............]

yeeeesss???

well

he got a moirail
i cant speak to the state of the dudes stonk but
yup
thats a thing

who's his moirail Dave?

[say it. out loud.]

[mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmno.]

just
a dude
you can ask karkat if you want i just wanted to let you know hes being taken care of

Dave.

ffffffffffffffffffffffff
fine
i am the star its me
how did YOU know????

oh my gosh I am SO happy for both of you
like ten thousand times happy so SO happy!!!

I know because Karkat was TALKING about you and I guessed!!
that was sort of the sore subject that set him off before since I was telling him it's better to confess your feelings but obviously I couldn't tell YOU that

wait
was this before or after you talked to me about it

uhhh
before?

I SWEAR I wasn't thinking about that when I was talking to you I was just thinking of what would help Karkat
oh no
oh no I didn't push you into this did I??
I just wanted him to feel good and happy well both of you you can tell me if I did but oh no I hope I didn't I'm REALLY sorry

[STOP HER]

[Ffffbbbhhghrrsthahahahaha]

ash
ashley chill
its fine
i mean yeah i thought about what youd said as i was frantically considering my options but its not like its some huge act of martyrdom for me to let a dude pet my hair and tell me im moderately acceptable
its
its nice
i
dont know how it translates into human terms at all but i guess i needed it too

ok
OKAY if that's the deal
Iiii have some matchmaking reservations etc Josh

but like
seriously if it's good for both of you? I am overjoyed. ecstatic. you both deserve to be told you're freaking good enough :)

christ you people and your happy faces and your congratulations and support
i demand sympathies for having to listen to quadrant lectures for probably the rest of my life cmon chop chop

awww but those are so interesting!!
and now you have a connection to them so it'll be easier to pay attention ;p

you underestimate me
one time on the meteor i was having trouble sleeping
so i just needled karkat slightly about power dynamics in the spades quadrant and put my head in my hand just so
i woke up like three hours later and he was still going
everybody won

DAVE omg
that's so mean!!
take it from me
look even if all the math and statistics stuff Chris goes on about is BORING AS HELL I still try to retain a little ;)
you're gonna have to make an EFFORT now strider

ew
i find the very concept offensive and against my personal creed
also
youre both academically wrong historys where its at sorry i dont make the rules

spoilsport :p

thats in my job description
right under professional asshole and glorious pornstar level palebait apparently

apparently
you guys take care of each other yeah?
well I guess that's ALSO in the job description

yeah
yeah we
god not gonna lie it was strange and intense and i kind of flipped my shit multiple times but he
he made me feel

jesus i dont even really know how to articulate it or if this is like kinky oversharing but just know that its good and i maybe cried a lil bit

if you just committed some kind of alien taboo I promise I won't tell a soul
it sounds good Dave
I'm really glad you guys have that

yeah

[It's good. It's...it's really good.]

so anyway howve you been
i saw your question the other day but i dont actually know how any of it works for the guys you have so i figured id leave the mouth flapping to the experts

it's ok I got a lot of answers! a whole lot
I now know how to evolve Eevee into each and every form and what stones or things to get so that's nice
besides training I've just been
you know
writing
a lot

oh yeah
is that going good then
are you gonna be famous should i get your autograph now while its cheap

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