callbacks: (the fuck)
dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote in [personal profile] hashtagafreakingghost 2016-05-08 11:54 pm (UTC)

well wait a second
there are loads of half elves in lotr lore
arent all the numenoreans half elves
elronds a half elf and he had kids AND his presumably three quarters elven kid has kids with another fractionally elven human right
eldarion and his sisters
so i mean i understand tolkien had a raging boner for his own prettyboy creations but what the fuck is this rampant racism against the dwarfs why cant they marry human princes and pop out four foot five axe wielding warrior poets
for that matter what about the hobbits
where are my super hairy half sam half gimli babies

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