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hashtagafreakingghost) wrote2025-02-08 05:47 pm
hashtagafreakingghost) wrote2025-02-08 05:47 pm
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they do look close enough to human
and maybe he technically is human now but he is still very short
and to answer your question it depends on the medium and world they're from I guess?
for example in Dragon Age dwarves and humans can intermarry and reproduce!! I'm not sure about with elves there's been a lot of discussion there but nothing conclusive :/
and with other species too so come to think maybe it's all-inclusive? I know I've read a lot of debate over the lore regarding that subject
but in Lord of the Rings nothing's been said at all but most fans assume the answer is no all around
unfortunate for the new romance in The Hobbit movies even if
oh uh no spoilers lips are sealed!!!
it's interesting you know in a lot of fantasy narratives there are half-elves and half-orcs and the like but half-dwarves aren't common at all!
there's not even a class in Dungeons & Dragons
people have to homebrew them if they're interested and oh boy don't think they haven't tried
I have to wonder why dwarves get such a short end of the stick too? they can be just as interesting as elves or other races
especially if the creator of the mythos delves into them as being something other than really short humans
it makes you think doesn't it?
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there are loads of half elves in lotr lore
arent all the numenoreans half elves
elronds a half elf and he had kids AND his presumably three quarters elven kid has kids with another fractionally elven human right
eldarion and his sisters
so i mean i understand tolkien had a raging boner for his own prettyboy creations but what the fuck is this rampant racism against the dwarfs why cant they marry human princes and pop out four foot five axe wielding warrior poets
for that matter what about the hobbits
where are my super hairy half sam half gimli babies
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there's half-elves everywhere but no half-dwarves??
hobbits are related to humans somehow so PRESUMABLY they can't mate with dwarves either which is totally bullshit!
I mean like I said I'm more of a Gimli and Legalos girl but still it's so limiting???
and there's of course no way to just ask Tolkien obviously
honestly since he doesn't say either way explicitly
I've kind of ignored it sometimes....
and presumed half-dwarves CAN exist.....
death of the author you know?
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I forget you read The Hobbit right?
or at least do you know about the company of dwarves Bilbo traveled with?
there's Kili who is one of the twins
in the movies they thought they needed more girls which um yes absolutely
so they created a new character named Tauriel who's this badass elf friend of Legolas
and so she and Kili have a starcrossed lovers thing going on
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badass elf lady hell YES sign me the fuck up!!!
is she hot
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I can't speak from personal experience but
she's played by Evangeline Lilly
and the guys seemed to find her
josh once said something about he wanted her thighs clamped around his head for two straight hours
so there's that
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man i wish i wasnt so goddamn out of the loop
i dont even know that actress so i cant comment on the dudes taste but i guess its true
gentlemen prefer blondes
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but instead just
he most definitely was the farthest thing from a gentleman
do YOU happen to prefer blondes Dave?
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aside from a few awkward deviations
nope doesnt look like it
but id also point out that gentility aint exactly my usual purview
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but you're more of a gentleman than you think you are
at least that's what I've observed
it was just a question of curiosity anyway ;)
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the evidence suggests ive got a thing for dark haired women who smile a lot and could cheerfully kick my ass
and also are huge nerds
and may or may not think licking is an acceptable greeting custom
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Dave if I ever actually did research I think you'd be an outlier adn should not be counted.
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but yeah licking
terezi used to be blind and for some reason i never tried real hard to understand slobbering her tongue all over helped her sort of "see" things
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I guess you never saw that meme oops nevermind
that's the troll you dated for awhile? was it a synesthesia thing? an alien synesthesia thing?? I mean that ties two senses together but maybe without one to be tied it just replaced
I have no idea
I should stop thinking about it probably
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I'm pretty sure it's after your time but
it was a pretty widespread one for awhile there and i'm not sure when the original went up whoops
some post about a guy named spiders georg who lives in a cave and shouldn't be counted in the statistics for how many spiders people eat in a lifetime
it's incredibly nonsensical but when you see it around enough it slips into your everyday vernacular
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ashley
ashley im not CURRENT
this is a nightmare
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ummm
I'm not an expert but I can try and catch you up!!!
I can be your meme teacher!!!!!
i'm not a very good meme teacher
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that should be enough to catch up right
like if im going for the full immersive experience
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or would you just be learning pokememes?
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naoya sent me some a couple months ago that he said were versions of similar memes on earth in his time
i guess im ok with learning pokememes anyway cause some of them are just inherently funnier than the original
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ok that's fair
I can absolutely see why you'd think that
I too am fond of the puns
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have you heard of unarguably the best pokemon ever
dear sweet precious shuckle
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no I haven't what's it look like?
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