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Ashley Brown ([personal profile] hashtagafreakingghost) wrote2025-02-08 05:47 pm
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Hi! This is Ashley. I, um, can't come to the phone- gear right now? Leave me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP, okay? Bye!

*Let me know the time/date of your message!
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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[After a moment, he sighs slowly.]

I dunno. Maybe I should feel worse about it than I do, but I was too young to really understand everything I missed out on. Like, I feel bad, don't get me wrong, that was a solid fuckton of people who didn't get a chance to get out like we did. But...

I didn't have a lot of time to dwell on it, back then, not with everything we had to do in the Incipisphere. And Bro did a good job making sure I had the chops to survive.
Edited (When you spell a made-up word wrong) 2016-02-26 00:04 (UTC)
callbacks: KEESME (i cant see)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of? Well, yeah, I guess so. Sorry, this is one of those things I mentioned I'm not a hundred percent on. None of us ever figured out exactly how much our guardians knew about what was going on, and Bro was always pretty inscrutable anyway.
callbacks: (wait what)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a surprised beat of silence.]

Huh. Yeah, I guess that would be pretty fucked up.

[Looks like someone never even thought about that before.]

Well, John's dad probably didn't know much of anything. And Jade's grandpa was dead...I wonder if Rose's mom tried to tell her, and Rose just didn't listen. Or thought she was just, like, extra sozzled or something.
callbacks: BLUES-DRIVE-MONSTER (turn off the fuckin sun)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave breathes out and then sucks on his teeth for a second.]

Ummmmmmmmmm. Right, okay. This is where shit starts to get kind of weird, so...fair warning.

Bro was technically my gene daddy. And Rose's. And then her mom turned out also to have donated her DNA to our shared pool. And then John's dad isn't actually his dad at all, and Jade's grandpa was both of their dad, and John's nanna was. Well. You can probably figure it out.

...

This is where time travel starts figuring in.
callbacks: (bro you douchelord)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, pretty much. Yup.

[...]

I'm not taking a dramatic pause or anything, I'm just working out the best way to explain this bullshit without sounding completely off the walls bonkers. But I'm starting to think that might be impossible. Okay, so after I got into the Medium but before Jade did, John managed to go from...Rose's planet, I think? To a laboratory in an asteroid belt circling all our planets. And there were some machines in there, and he mashed his hams into their buttons like a brainless moron in an ugly green lab coat, and what he ended up doing was making baby time paradox clones of our guardians and then mixing the two sets of DNA to make baby us.

...Maybe I should've drawn that, but it doesn't look any less insane on paper, believe me.
callbacks: (thats for the birds)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm not. Us nonsensical recombinant offspring totally came second, it's our guardians who are fucked up and weird, I mean John literally birthed them out of themselves. That's what paradox clones are, apparently: clones that the universe pulls backwards in time to actually become the thing what they were cloned from.
callbacks: (strider territory)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave can't help it. He actually snickers a little.]

Why would the universe explode over a relatively simple time loop like that? Of course there was a baby John, how else would he get born. The baby usses went back in time, too, just not as far back as our parents so they'd be grown-ups when they got us.

[...Well.]

Or of a practically acceptable child-rearing age, anyway.
callbacks: (that superbass)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave's PokéGear is set to match conversation format unless he chooses otherwise, so this time she can see him when he laughs again, voicelessly, through his nose.]

Okay, okay. It's really not that difficult a concept, though. Time travel only causes a paradox along the alpha timeline if it instigates a contradiction, right? Like if someone went back from the future to, I dunno, stop their parents from porking and conceiving them. It wouldn't work because from that future's point of view, the parents have obviously already boinked. But if our Marty McFly went back and either didn't affect things or put into motion events that were supposed to happen, then it's fine even if he goes back to a time where he already exists. You see? So John and Baby John can chill together because, from John the elder's point of view, they already did when he was Baby John.
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callbacks: KURIPU (gao gao)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He snorts before he can stop himself.]

Yeah, tell me about it. Try living, like, literal weeks of the same twenty-four hour period and then see how you feel about it.
callbacks: (he who wouldst drop it like its hot)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, uh. That was my thing, I guess. You know, video games. Ridiculous powers. That kind of deal.

I was the Marty McFly of our team, basically. The Knight of Time.
callbacks: (talk)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blink.]

...I mean.

[He rubs a hand down the short hairs at the back of his neck, then shakes his head a little.]

Not any more than anybody else. John was our leader and had to stumble blind through a lot of crap while we were still getting our shit together like particularly incompetent butt monkeys, and Rose was the one most active in figuring out what was going on, fighting for a way to survive an unwinnable session. And Jade was responsible for creating a whole goddamn universe for us to go to if we did. So really, the only difference for me was that I just literally had more time to dick around and get things done, and I didn't even really have that much weight on my shoulders, comparatively. And I had Terezi walking me through pretty much everything.

--Oh, shit, the trolls. I didn't explain them yet, I'm getting ahead of myself.
callbacks: KEESME (i cant see)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2016-02-26 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. I mean, the chronology's kind of fucked to start with, for obvious reasons. We were sort of getting close anyway? To the part where the trolls come in, that is.

[He thinks back on it, and yeah, nothing really important happened between getting into the medium and Karkat's trolling campaign really starting in earnest. Probably. Who knows, time is a construct.]

Okay. So, I guess Karkat told you, but the trolls come from a totally different world. The thing is, they've got their version of SBURB, too. I think it's called SGRUB? Everything was a grub on Alternia, I don't even fucking know. So anyway, Karkat's leading their session, and as I understand it they actually do pretty well all the way up until the very end, when they're about to claim the prize for beating the game.

['But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.']

But, uh. We kind of fucked it up for them, apparently.
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