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[hashtagafreakingghost]

[TEXT/VOICE/VIDEO/ETC.]

Hi! This is Ashley. I, um, can't come to the phone- gear right now? Leave me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP, okay? Bye!

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Comments

[hashtagafreakingghost]

gonna shuck up the competition huh Dave?

[callbacks]

gonna shuck it up like a mothershucker
anyway there better be shuckle memes out there or im gonna have to talk to whoevers in charge of the meme market here
gotta give them the business
gotta bone them up on basic memeconomics

[hashtagafreakingghost]

with all the puns and play-on-words things around here I am absolutely positive there will be a wealthy supply for you Dave
if there isn't I'll eat my hat
(I probably won't I really like this hat but I'll be SHOCKED!)