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[hashtagafreakingghost]

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Hi! This is Ashley. I, um, can't come to the phone- gear right now? Leave me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP, okay? Bye!

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

I guess that's fair
but you're more of a gentleman than you think you are
at least that's what I've observed
it was just a question of curiosity anyway ;)

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ok well if it helps slake that mad thirst for data
the evidence suggests ive got a thing for dark haired women who smile a lot and could cheerfully kick my ass
and also are huge nerds
and may or may not think licking is an acceptable greeting custom

[hashtagafreakingghost]

licking??
Dave if I ever actually did research I think you'd be an outlier adn should not be counted.

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im pretty sure youre not supposed to exclude statistical outliers from the data set unless theres measurement error involved or something
but yeah licking
terezi used to be blind and for some reason i never tried real hard to understand slobbering her tongue all over helped her sort of "see" things

[hashtagafreakingghost]

no it
I guess you never saw that meme oops nevermind

that's the troll you dated for awhile? was it a synesthesia thing? an alien synesthesia thing?? I mean that ties two senses together but maybe without one to be tied it just replaced
I have no idea
I should stop thinking about it probably

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what meme?????

[hashtagafreakingghost]

spiders georg!
I'm pretty sure it's after your time but
it was a pretty widespread one for awhile there and i'm not sure when the original went up whoops
some post about a guy named spiders georg who lives in a cave and shouldn't be counted in the statistics for how many spiders people eat in a lifetime
it's incredibly nonsensical but when you see it around enough it slips into your everyday vernacular

[callbacks]

omg i missed seven years of memes
ashley
ashley im not CURRENT



this is a nightmare

[hashtagafreakingghost]

uh oh
ummm



I'm not an expert but I can try and catch you up!!!
I can be your meme teacher!!!!!




i'm not a very good meme teacher

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im going to go on the internet and disappear for a month
that should be enough to catch up right
like if im going for the full immersive experience

[hashtagafreakingghost]

do they have the equivalent of Earth memes here though??
or would you just be learning pokememes?

[callbacks]

i think probably theres both???
naoya sent me some a couple months ago that he said were versions of similar memes on earth in his time
i guess im ok with learning pokememes anyway cause some of them are just inherently funnier than the original

[hashtagafreakingghost]

because they're all puns??
ok that's fair
I can absolutely see why you'd think that
I too am fond of the puns

[callbacks]

well that and a lot of pokemon are patently ridiculous and their incorporation into the meme industry increases all value exponentially
have you heard of unarguably the best pokemon ever
dear sweet precious shuckle

[hashtagafreakingghost]

no?
no I haven't what's it look like?

[callbacks]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

ohhhhh my god

[callbacks]

i think ill catch six
paint their shells different colors
take on every gym again with nothing but shuckbuddies

[hashtagafreakingghost]

gonna shuck up the competition huh Dave?

[callbacks]

gonna shuck it up like a mothershucker
anyway there better be shuckle memes out there or im gonna have to talk to whoevers in charge of the meme market here
gotta give them the business
gotta bone them up on basic memeconomics

[hashtagafreakingghost]

with all the puns and play-on-words things around here I am absolutely positive there will be a wealthy supply for you Dave
if there isn't I'll eat my hat
(I probably won't I really like this hat but I'll be SHOCKED!)